“Free sex” ... let me throw up my dinner.
missqueenbitch
missqueenbitch
I fucking hope to god that he didn’t succeed in earlier scenarios. JFC the world is a dark, dark place.
Can I send this to all of my relatives in a mass email? Every damn time I go to a wedding or someone has a baby. “That’s what you should do for your wedding!” “Well, if I have a wedding, I don’t know what’s going to happen.” “Don’t be silly, you’ll get married!” Well-intentioned but UGH.
Isn’t that who Amy Schumer’s boss is supposed to look like in Trainwreck? I can’t believe it’s a coincidence that the character is also a female editor of a men’s magazine with a short blonde haircut with almost the exact same bone structure.
And did I get this idea out of nowhere?
Well, you sure as hell fooled me. Thanks for enlightening me!
But is the fact that it leaves a bad taste in your mouth that important? Maybe it SHOULD make you uncomfortable. Maybe that’s a way of making white feminists reflect a little, which needs to happen, frankly. Because I think there’s a tendency to think “Oh I’m a good white person not like those other white people”…
“You’re the closest thing we have to a model in this town.”
Okay, this means nothing, first of all. I way too much room to store quarters in my clavicle but I’ve got some thighs on me. No substantial thigh gap there, folks.
Yeah I definitely get that as someone who stopped repressing herself in her early to mid-20s and constantly feels like a fake because some women have admitted it to themselves since they were teens and have maybe had a lot of sex with women where I’ve just had two one night stands. And I had my first flicker of…
Yeah, that’s definitely what got me. The rasp. Hubba hubba
Judging by the piece about texting her friend about how underdressed she is ... if I had a thought like that I wouldn’t consider it necessary to text a friend. It seems like both her and her friends are particularly insecure and it has nothing to do with makeup. She seems like the sort of person who has to convince…
It’s common for Jezebel writers to mildly tease a myriad of celebrities in these particular posts. They say Ariana Grande is secretly a baby, so this pocket-sized Kit Harrington thing is in keeping with that. Do I think it’s a good thing to mock men for being short and enforce unrealistic standards on them as have…
Yeah the freedom to spend today watching OITB, online shopping and generally doing whatever I feel like is pretty great admittedly. :)
I actually live in a very large city. My close friends who are getting married between 21 and 26 live in the northeast. They mostly live in a more rural area except for the last friend who is in NYC so yeah, everyone gets hitched early in that small town. Though with the career I have and the newer circle of friends…
Yeah, sometimes I just need to hear that. And not every personality is meant for marriage either. I go back and forth between wondering if I’m not meant to be in a monogamous relationship for many many decades. But whatever the case I know being single is way less scary than being married to the wrong person. I try to…
Please. “We can’t find an actress who can portray the ‘spirit’ of the part who lines up with the race of said character.”