my GOD Melissa Mccarthy is gorgeous when she’s not dulled down! like in the “im 21!” scene and the “vagoogle” scene. STUNNING!

There’s a place near my house that always just has like NBC or whatever on. Muted, no captions so while JEOPARDY regularly distracts me, I never know for sure if MY ANSWERS ARE RIGHT!!

Me neither, that song’s about a stalker angel not a young girl dating

For Reals, yo!

that’s good to know, we wouldn’t take our dog with us to Disney anyway (too long of days to leave her—though a poster above said there are Kennels, wonder if Universal has this? I want to go to HP world and Orlando is on the way to my moms, would be nice to stop there instead of having to drive down to drop the pup…

We wouldn’t take our dog with us to Disney anyway (too long of days to leave her—though it’s good to know there are Kennels, wonder if Universal has this? have to look into it).

ugh i always put up the DND for 2 reasons:
1: i HATE having my sheets tucked in—like literally the 3rd thing i do in a hotel room (after setting my stuff down and peeing) is tear the bed completely apart and put the blanket on Mr.Pooslie’s side and the sheet on mine. so i don’t want anyone coming in there and remaking…

Kmart has a surprisingly good selection and good quality of spring flowers and plants that’s only time I go there

Well, if it isn’t hard (cancer is usually hard) and isn’t hurting, why spend the money? It’s considered cosmetic so usually isn’t covered by insurance. Maybe they went to their PCP when it first started and were told that unless it gets hard or painful not to worry since it’s gonna be big bucks

OMG YES! i was like I think she’s older than he is! in the breakup scene!

nerd note: deadly night shade (belladonna) is a plant, not a mushroom.

“Okay, I don’t get fashion at all. That thing is hideous.”

lol NO texting is like the OPPOSITE of that. I first got MrPooslie into texting (2002 y’all!) back when we were dating because i didn’t know what time he would be done with work, etc., and he could ignore a text until he was free (versus a call that you have to stop what you are doing and deal with) but faster reply…

this makes me so sad/mad. My mom was HR for a hospital for like 15 years and she was the GO TO person for work issues.

oh but fanboys complain “in starwars there’s always been sound in space! boo-hoo-hoo”

ugh but i was so mad at laura dern! like why didn’t you just TELL HIM YOU HAD A PLAN WHEN HE ASKED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES?! you KNOW he is a hothead that will go rouge if he thinks its the better plan. because she refused to be like look, we DO have a plan, i don’t want to get into it because them tracking us might mean…

as someone who’s friends are ALWAYS FUCKING LATE TO THE DAMNED MOVIE, i am in love with new assigned seats! i can go and chill and watch the previews without waiting for their dumb ass to show up like 2 seconds before the movie actually starts and having to try and flag them down to where I am. its THE BEST. also, i…

def. not a slow news day in Erie, they just got walloped with 53" of snow in 24 hours! even for Erie, that’s a LOT and they are in a state of emergency.

ugh i literally just had this happen to me on Friday in downtown Pittsburgh—i entered a dual 4-lane intersection (7th and Grant) going straight, some douche in an suv cut in front of me to turn left—meanwhile the light has changed and dude is STILL not out of my way. everyone starts honking and trying to go through…

I feel like you’re joking but I actually DID have a dog named “D O G” (or Deogie as we spelled it) he was a stray that just wandered up to my dad when he was working in the garage. He was the 2nd smartest dog I ever had. We also had a dog named “Puppy” (his REAL NAME—I was 4 when we got him and my refusal to say…