i love that wolverine is just like “mmm foood” in the background

i love the suave apple conditioner—it is silicate free so it is so light but really softens my hair too! i pair with *slightly* more expensive (still <$4/bottle) suave color care shampoo (sulfate free) and it is the best.

Oh my gosh I literally just watched this today on YouTube!

me too, but only because Mr. Pooslie is an architect and my dad was a firefighter. they both insisted on adding like 3 additional smoke detectors and an extinguisher on each floor

once when i was in college, i had strep so bad the doctor said if i had waited another day he would have had to hospitalize me because i wouldn’t have been able to swallow at all (and then, eventually, breathe!). pre-antibiotics, i would have died—probably several times as a child because i got it every other year or…

because its bacterial, not viral, also too many slightly different strains

my mom is 50% deaf from it. (back in the 50s)
they didn’t find out she was half deaf until she was in nursing school, learning hearing tests—her lab partner thought she was doing it wrong and the teacher was like, nope she cant hear anything below xyz Hz! her family always just thought she was stupid. :(
so yeah, don’t…

JESUS 1865/84/90 were tough years for that family!

Jezebel RSS Feed is not working. AGAIN! Nothin new since 10am yesterday

MrPooslie looooves turkey. But I love ham and since I’m the one that does the work, we have ham for Christmas and Easter and turkey for thanksgiving (at his mom’s house where I do almost nothing because she doesn’t want me to)

oh man, i have a TERRIBLE fear of spiders but one time i was in the shower and saw one in the far corner and said to it, out loud, “ok dude, if you stay there, you get to live”. what does that MOTHERFUCKER DO?! he walks along the wall towards me! i was like WTF ARE YOU DOING! then it JUMPED ON ME!!! i screamed and…

GRACEFUL (punches fist) DELICATE (punches fist)

i think they ate what they could find. lobster used to be given to jailed prisoners as garbage food because it was so plentiful at one time.

i love Prince Albert soooo much!

ACTUALLY! there IS a VERY famout Thanksgivign song—JINGLE BELLS! it has just been STOLEN by Christmas.

Ugh! Glad she’s still got you I need her life! Conservative “Christians” can be THE WORST PEOPLE!

I am so so sorry. We lost our Princess October 2015 and I still think of her and miss her every day.

My babygirl Pepsi just had her 2nd birthday! She and MrPooslie have the same birthday. We had “meat cake” (meatloaf frosted with mashed potatoes and written on with ketchup) and pie (MrP is team pie even though cake is much better).

This isn’t how I spent my weekend and part of this week!