imade a meatloaf cake for my dog’s birthday. it was DELICIOUS. i wrote on it with ketchup. she got a big slice. it is VERY filling and dense. i wouldn’t try to pretend it is a real cake though.

Oh man that's just like my sister in laws dog. He one time had 5 (FIVE) toys in his mouth at once. None of them were balls but STILL. He just likes to carry stuff around in his mouth.

I am so sorry for your loss. I lost my Princess (fox hound—like a tall skinny beagle) in October and I still feel the sting sometimes.

OH man that is SO my dog Princess who passed in October. She really only cared for 4 things in the world*: food, walks, daddy (mommy too, I GUESS), and sleep.

I regret that I have but one star to give! You and your love of who you are is/are life goals level of awesome.

i can’t WAIT until i inherit the family’s gray/white hair. CAN.NOT.WAIT. i am gonna manic panic the hell out of it. i hate my “beige” hair (thats what i call my natrual color because it is so boring—light tan/brown with a greyish overtone. probably actually mouse brown or dishwater blonde). HATE IT

jurors are already refusing to sit his trials:

true, good point.

yeah you are probalby right. i guess thats what i meant by “don’t speak for me” but you worded it better :)

re: “masculine”—she has a show called “boyish girl interrupted”. i can understand her being like “hey now, don’t speak for me” but she makes jokes about how she is boyish/androgynous reasonably often that I could see if someone was friendly with her they could think it is ok for them to do it too... i guess Amy just…

D*:

In October my friend Charles and Nicholas were hit while walking home on a well lit road with no sidewalk and some guy in an SUV ran them over, killing Charles and severely injuring Nicholas (Charles would always make Nicholas walk in front in case something like this happened). The guy proceeded to jump a guardrail…

when my friend (white lady) married her husband (indian fellow) his parents disowned him (one of MANY times they had done this) and when they told them she was pregnant they sent him a costco size box of condoms....

I am loving Emma Watson as Belle—if only for the similarities between Belle & Hermione’s love of books.

well it’s matthew fron Downton Abbey playing Beast. he is 34 so maybe they make the curse 21 YEARS instead of his 21st birthday? also, where are Beast’s parents? also also why punish the servants who likely had no choice but to do that work

it may not be a kids movie though. like snow white and the huntsman was more for adults

she didn’t keep it on purpose. from her testimony:

UGH YESSS king of assholery! don’t fucking bid $1 above what I JUST BID YOU FUCKER

i hope when he is doing these outfits he always talks like this. vamPAYER

Have youw atched the bad lip reading?! OMG i CRY i laugh so hard! “ou slapped a fIIIiish!” “that cake was my most bestest creation” LOLOLOL