we watched it in the theater and luckily it was winter because i had to stifle my laughter in my coat because the teens around me were getting real mad. Mr Pooslie was like “stop laughing they are going to MURDER you!” the part where he LITERALLY GROWLS at the guys trying to attach Bella in port angeles made me almost…

Robert Pattinson’s hatred of twilight is a thing of beauty that i love like a precious diamond. there used to be a tumblr called “nobody hates twilight more than robert pattinson” that was AMAZING

ugh Mr Pooslie was making shelves for our bathroom* and cut himself with a chisel and had to get 6 stitches last Saturday. He was like “just tape it up” umm no it is pulsing, you have nicked an artery.

Twilight is the best unintentionally funny movie ever

It’s always sad when people get divorced but at the same time it’s JAMES MACAVOY!!!!!

there’s a BBC series on the Youtubes as well. it has victorian, edwardian, and tudor. my favorite guy on it is Nathan Gross. he gets like so excited talking aobut how dangerous these houses were. also he is wearing like an outdoors windbreaker jacket in his interviews like, dude, take off your coat and stay awhile!

If i take ABs and no PBs i get this weird, flaky dry patch on my lip, that i am sure is some sort of fungus that the bacteria that are normally there eat. nobody else can see it but it dries me crazy

2nd favorite part:

Alice Gaspers was Canadian i think? she cheers at the Canadians part of the song.

Ain’t I baby?!
You sure are!
...
could make me, me blUUUUeeee
*sax player cries*

Lol all the stars for you!!

what joke? maybe people don’t get it because there wasn’t one?

look, i am not saying that they shouldn’t have a gay character. i think they should get with the times and get one. who is an adult or teen.

look, all i am saying is that i can see sesame streets annoyance with people always implying these characters who are little kids are in a sexual relationship together. does elmo flirt, etc? how old was the ladies man puppet supposed to be? are any of the puppets married? i haven’t watched SS since the 80s so i can’t…

Sorry but I think it's inappropriate to imply that a 4 year old is sexually active and needing an std test

i think it is just french for “air mail” so the french government may have beat you to the punch. sorry time travelling you.

i think it is more that they are supposed to be KIDS. Bert is only supposed to be 7. Sesame street doesn’t want them sexualized.

Yeah but this happened in Pittsburgh, not Alaska. There's raptors everywhere. That doesn't even count cat fights, cars, abusive assholes who will hurt them. All of which can also be found everywhere.

Pgh is an awesome place to live, FYI.

THIS! i would LOVE to have a bulldog but the heartbreak of their health problems kills it for me.