Ah yes, conservative logic: Jane Fonda is the nexus of evil but go ahead and elect a notorious draft dodger who sexually assaults women and causes weekly scandals because he can’t atop tweeting dumb shit.

Seriously. What an absolute bitch she’s being. Also, if we’re being real, maybe Megyn should lead by example and talk about what she’s had done b/c most ~50 year olds don’t look like her with no work, either.

Sure, I support people who are conscientious objectors too. But to dodge the the draft, then attack others who actually did serve, while risking people who are currently serving? Uh, no. No sympathy there.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

A friend of mine’s sign from yesterday’s march.

Society is so out of whack. Why does a teleprompter reader deserve 4 mansions? Give one to a nurse.

The bar to become a police office needs to be set wwwwaaaaaaay higher.

Can we cancel Alec Baldwin already? I don’t care how good his Trump impression is and I love Beetlejuice as much as the next person but ugh.

Chrissy Teigan is good people. That fine is ridiculous and NO ONE should have to pay it, but Teigan is good people.

On a lighter note, someone else making Twitter a bearable place: (h/t The Root)

• Actress Carrie Coon is expecting her first child with husband Tracy Letts! [Us Weekly]

And also, if forgiveness is going to be given, it is for those who have been wronged to decide to give, not for some onlooker.

Anyone with a sense of justice would support some sort of law that any NDA is invalid if it’s being used to conceal illegal activity on behalf of any party...or something like that. Similar to exceptions that are made for lawyers, doctors etc. when it comes to confidentiality. I’m not a lawyer (obviously), but that…

Forgiveness is something you give yourself to move on, to find peace, to let go.

As I said admiringly to a couple of other people — Senators Booker & Harris hit the ground sprinting.

Kirstjen.

That bitch rolled her eyes when he told her to let him finish. “Happy to. [eye roll]” UGH.

“Mediocrity isn’t just for white men, people.”

Look at her. Look. At. Her! She looks just like every other drop the jaw open and say “oh my gawd” under her breath because she has to wait in line at Starbucks basic bitch - except she’s going to fuck up a lot of people’s lives.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.