Agreed, but that would mean Donald would have to give a modicum of thought outside of how to fleece or fuck her. Those are the only two things he cares about.

Seriously. I’m half-Floridian on my mom’s side (which is similar to being half-Martian) and that entire side of the family has two types of names: the girls are named after the last relative to die and the mother’s maiden or middle name, and the boys are named dumb shit like “Bubba Joe Cracker XVIII.” End result: My…

This shaaaaaade is pretty good though

The replies are pretty sweet.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I feel terrible for the parents and I can’t imagine their desperation. Meanwhile, my disgust at 45's posturing just reached a new level, especially given the grotesque irony of his attempts to decimate health care, vilify and silence scientists, and so forth - you know, the kinds of things that allow people to receive…

Lets please open this thread up for more ghost stories... PLEASE. I love reading all of them.

Jenny Slate must have a huge dick.

the kids are five and seven years old,

It’s not just tasteless. That word makes millions of people feel unsafe. He’s perpetuating the false idea that there are ways, as a white person, to acceptably use the word. Now other jackass white people who think they aren’t racist are validated by this smug jackass on TV. It’s not just a small stupid mistake.

Admittedly, I had to scroll down the comments quite a while before finding this one... But I knew it’d be here somewhere.

yo, isn’t that Elle Fanning?

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Good lord. I’m going to keep my children at home and sit on them until we all die of old age.

I wish his obvious remorse (he looks like he’s been crying) was for his victim instead of his own predicament.

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Just a small thank you for saying “died by suicide” rather than committed.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

it’s weird to see Satan wearing an anti Satan shirt.