They shouldn’t be prescribing this at all for long term chronic pain that can be managed with other drugs or methods. However, a close friend is on serious, hardcore opioids for severe arthritis, and possibly bone cancer (has the symptoms, but testing is inconclusive, scans show ‘activity’ but not specifically what,…

I didn’t know this. Ugh, let’s just keep the anticipation running high through the holidays, then.

Cheeto Mussolini could be owned by a paper bag. I swear if you slipped one lightly over his head (physically impossible because of the pompadour and the Hutt neck, but bear with me here) and just left him on his own he’d starve to death.

In SC? They strap a note to dozens of basset hounds and let them loose in a trailer park. The note says “if you’ve captured this hound, then you’ve won a brand new gun rack for your ‘75 chevy” and when a couple dozen of them show up to collect, they make them sit on a jury.

To paraphrase Chris Rock:

Don’t rape me, bro.

He could enter my chimney, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

American Indian is acceptable to many of us. Although we like it if you refer to us by the name of our nation.

I’m in Wisconsin. It’s hard to get money for resources and we only get so much.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Honestly, when I thought I couldn’t get angrier about this election.

Go fuck yourself

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

I once accidentally walked in on my mom and dad ritualistically murdering a hobo. We laugh about it now, but it was really awkward at the time three weeks ago.

“grazing was happening”

I recognize all the words of his explanation as English words. Other than that, I have no idea what he’s saying.

“Pooper” always does it for me.