THIS IS FALSE! I have crazy thick hair, that grows quickly and a VERY round face. If I cut my hair short, I would have to go to the stylist every month and since my hair is so thick, I would spend (and have spent when I had short hair) a SUPER long time fucking with it. Long hair allows me to pull my hair back into…
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My mother and I used to act out the old Summers Eve commercials at the grocery store for giggles. Mom, can I ask you a personal question? Do you douche? PRICELESS! Bonus points if some poor teenage dude just happened to be restocking. God, I miss her.
I have a sex book from the early fifties that's just traumatic as hell. (It is, as you'd imagine, a book "for married couples.") Some of the information is kind of hilarious - did you know a good quality lambskin condom should last you three or four months, as long as you properly wash it out and powder it after…
Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).
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I agree with your sentiment in general, but I'm not getting that vibe from this article. She sounds like a cool, funny person who has some interesting stories to tell and tells them well...seems like her personality is what's being celebrated here! I mean, any idiot can sleep with Jimi Hendrix, but it takes some brass…
Ted Cruz wears clothes like that bug wore Vincent D'onofrio in Men in Black.
It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck
Because you can't dress idiocy.
I used to work the fry section for Wagamama in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley. In those days, both of the most popular menu items (ie. the most Western-friendly) were from the fry section. Wagamama didn't take reservations, it was all walk-ins. One Wednesday night, four school groups walked in at the same time. On…
Posted this last week but it was late and I'm in the greys so I guess no one ever saw it... will try again
There was a scandal here in the UK some years ago when it came out that credit card tips at certain restaurants were being used to top up staff salaries to the minimum wage. People were horrified at the idea that tips weren't 'additional' but being used as basic salary. I'm horrified that this is your normal.
As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...
I really think all the racial stereotype jokes come around, even Jane Krakowski Native American thing. I am a little uneasy about that particular plot line and I think they could have done without it, but they bring it back way later in the series and I think tie it together ok. I think the joke about the litter was…
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Anytime you need some good yelp entertainment go read reviews from Dina L. in Gainesville, FL. Her reviews range from places like CVS and major airports to high-class restaurants. It's amazing. NEVER CHANGE, DINA L.
Has there been an anti-domestic violence ad that showed seemingly uninjured women having a good time, maybe even with their partner and some copy explaining that's what domestic abuse can look like? Or tame-looking dudes with some copy about how he's a beast behind closed doors?
How does one guide that? Like, I can see guiding a guy to your gspot, sure, but your clit? "IT'S THE FUCKING THING THAT STICKS OUT, YOU IDIOT."
Yet finding the clitoris is still a mystery to so many men, even the scientists...