You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

That's supposed to be egg on the Monster Biscuit? Looks like a folded up Sham-wow.

I've eaten one of these! It was delicious. No regrets.

I love you SO MUCH for being able to lay this out in a way that is both sensitive to victims of harassment (Including the First Lady of Crazy, if indeed she is) and reminds us.... this lady is this lady. She may well be telling the truth, buuuuuuuut the truth is not her strong suit. WAY TO STRADDLE A DIFFICULT LINE,…

OH SWEET HOLY HELL.

OMG ITS FUCKING HERCULES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Wow, I'm sure you're right, because we live in a bizarro world in which that might actually work. BUT, I hold out a tiny bit of hope that playing to the homophobe bigots doesn't work as a long term economic plan: exhibit A, the Chik-Fil-A dude recently admitted that he never should have spoken publicly about his…

A hell full of gays and drunks sounds way better than a heaven full of reality stars. (Thieves won't be good company but at least they won't have much to steal.)

The son is trolling now to juice up "Duck Dynasty" ratings, which have been in the toilet: he's hoping that folks will start to rally around the family again, thus he's bringing up the gay thing again. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-r…

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

I don't know. My sister's husband's neighbor's wife got her kid a vaccine, and it gave their kid ebola. It's not really the same as autism, but if they can give a kid ebola, y'know?

I'm only letting my kids get organic vaccines just in case. Because it's my kids.