Paris Hilton is wearing all your stars

B, these glasses fit very poorly, you are worth a lot of money my friend, wut the hell?

Engelbert! Thats the new baby’s name, they already told me what they were planning to name a boy.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

Well, when I was arrested for arson, I told the judge I identify as a dragon, and burning shit up is what I do. He was cool with that.

100% would do, even unto the last. What a long, storied career. He made such an impression on me when I was but a wee crumpett. Graceful, manly, brilliant Mr Lee. Requiescat in pace.

For some reason I tend to notice people’s hands, and I always loved Christopher Lee’s hands. His fingers are so long and graceful. (I’m coming across like a creep, aren’t I...)

I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

DOES A…

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

This is how I felt about that quote...

You’re curious about it so it must be working!

“It was the first time I head Tyrannosaurus Rex.”

if she will get pregnant, will she fire herself??

Adding to your other cast members list, Dasha Polanco is on this month’s issue of Latina. Looking hot!!

YAH would still do, even if wacky.

like, all of this terrible non-shade and non-escalation tells me that these girls don’t know how to have a real feud

Am I crazy or drunk, or is that a small dick on Taylor’s elbow?

I am much too old to be as in love with Ilana as I am.