Seriously. Even when it’s shown in porn it’s not about getting a woman off it’s about a dude getting off to a false notion of what gets a woman off.

Solo is a good name for someone who likes Ayn Rand

Could there be a worse decision in a redemption piece than to declare your kinship with renowned lunatic Ayn Rand?

He’s the neat freak,” Solo says, side-eyeing Stevens, who played nine seasons in the NFL, as she takes a seat beside him

Meanwhile, Abby Wambach is completely ignored AGAIN because she isn’t, shall we say......marketable?

i used to like catching the endings of the show bc they made no sense to me and i love nonsensical humor.

So i shouldn’t have used that Secret deoderant this morning?

Right on! These arguments are ridiculous...

So he’s admitting to being a complete pervert, who, just as a reminder, is A-OK with Josh Duggar and pedophilia.

I was gonna say, there are like 5 of those brutal puns in there.

The things those panties have seen.

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

Don’t neglect your neck. Moisturize the fuck out of it, starting at age 11.

Made me look up “Mothership Connection” on Spotify and jam out!

Parliament. Nice.

Every word of your post sounds like the opening scene in a David Lynch movie. All it needs is Ryan Gosling as a troubled cop, here to ask about the fresh bodies with sewn-on goat heads dug up at the refinery when they started expansion. The hostess, an ageless woman with circular scars above her eyes, will force him…

It’s time to bring up the Chinese restaurant again:

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Two or three years ago, I came across the acronym "QUILTBAG"