Supa Dupa Fly forever.
We ALL need more Missy in our lives. For the record, Work It is still amazing and always will be.
OMG yes the Boy Scout level knots! And the way the padding would always fold up inside the top and if you were really lucky you could dig around in that tiny fabric hole and fix it. Good riddance.
This dumb cunt makes Sarah Palin looks like a rocket scientist.
Ugh, a member of my family is also a freshman Texas State Representative and it sounds like he and Molly White would get along swimmingly in their reactionary tea-nut bubble.
And she doesn't even do it, she makes her poor receptionist do it! Fucking cowardly custard.
Over the years, I have amassed a great deal of Muslim capital, which I now hope to invest in some profitable venture.
By america she meant Texas and all those other territories in its shadow. So feel free to renounce Obama and reaffirm your allegiance to Texas and all its territories.
I'm going to mail her this rubber ISIS fetus:
Something about seeing rednecks praise Israel... Trying to figure out the rational here...
"What we got that JEW flag for!?"
"Cause Pa, if we wave the Jew flag, them Muslims will get angry!"
"Don't we hate Jews too?"
"We hate them evil Arabs more, Pa!"
"Aright! LONG LIVE ISRAEL, COUSINS! SO LONG AS THEM JEWS HATE OBAMA…
Also this:
That's funny, I am the opposite. I've always worn teeny tiny bikinis, but in the past year I got a couple one-pieces just to mix it up, and I looooove them so much. I have really small boobs and my bikini tops have a tendency to disappear in any/every direction if I'm doing actual swimming or wave jumping.
Who do these kids think they are?!? Next thing you know they will be telling us to turn the music down and get off their lawn.
I'm 47 and I just bought these:
This is 100% my position. I'm a fatty fatty two by four and I wear bikinis all the time. A micro-thin, clingy piece of fabric covering my cut isn't fooling anybody nor is it sparing their delicate sensibilities.
Ah, fuck it.