I'm waiting for the year Miss America goes as Captain America or at least Wonder Woman. That would be cool as beans.

... or Miss Universe has hired Effie Trinket?

Being Greek is a whole lot like being in cult. It all seems so reasonable when you're doing it, but it looks completely crazy town from the outside.

Also, no Acqua, or there will be cunt punting.

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

Thats what called indecent exposure correct way

Russian princess.

Derelicte?

The costume contest is great, but my favorite part is when they battle to the death inside the arena.

*shivers*

They actually do get into a lot of trouble when these posts go viral, and can result in them being put into probation, all the way to being removed from their campus.

I don't agree that magazines are for "people with brains" and online publications are for, presumably, the opposite. There is an abundance of intelligent material on the web. There are plenty of flowery, ass-kissing, material with no intellectual value found in magazines and newspapers. There is a push by old…

The headline briefly fooled me into believing that Ripps literally defecated on Ho's photographs. God bless performance art's impact on imaginations.

My 10-year-old would go for these in a heartbeat. She calls herself a Cumbercookie.

Um I need some of these with Nicholas Cage for my sister's girlfriend.

Oh my God, her teeth ... it's like they wanted to chew through the TV and castrate something. *shudder*

Her hand got puffy from bitch-slapping so many haters.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.