This guy takes celebrity dolls and repaints the faces so that they actually resemble them.

Her body is a goddamn amusement park.

Yeah, that exchange turned weird real fast. "She's in the hospital, you can't visit." "I'M ALREADY OUTSIDE." Nope, you're a creeper. Goodbye.

Your post is very creepy because you described an ex of mine from many years ago. Except instead of 30 seconds it was 3 second and he thought I came. No seriously. He thought I did.

:( This. I am a huge original bratz defender, and it's true - Bratz make a lot of adults uncomfortable because THEY project their own versions of hypersexualization on the dolls while kids do not. There were some terrible PR choices made of course - the "naughty/nice" babyz was clearly a bad idea. I will say…

Every time Zach Braff talks it just reminds me that he's probably the kind of guy that will only go down on you for about 30 seconds (long enough for him to feel that means you should have sex with him) and be completely lackluster at both, but still demand to know if you had an orgasm during each (not that he wants…

Jesus, I guess whenever I saw Bratz dolls before, I was distracted by all their elaborate outfits/hairdos/accessories/backdrops/whatever. Seeing them "naked" now? HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO PORNY. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MAKEUP.

it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.

Poison Ivy has never had to let anyone know she was still rock and roll.

Anyone who can't pronounce David Bowie's last name properly must relinquish all claims to rocking.

also the rock is amazing and the best and a prince

I think you're right about Wyatt Cenac.

Anyone who was married to a member of Nickelback must relinquish all claims to rocking.

he kind of nailed it. he was like welp this is going to go to shit v quickly.

Dear Seth Rogen,

I'll take any version of 80's Spader up to and including Stargate. Soooo much pretty

Rom-Coms....

Well, young Stalin was sexy and not yet evil, so ...

Politics aside you know you would too.

Duh.