i giggled a lot at all the disgusted, confused-yet-horny reactions in the comments. maybe it's just me, but when i see a sexy douchenozzle like our buddy Jared up there, the only thing i CAN think about is how badly i wanna eat Dat Ass. with butter. mmph.

'directed energy weapons'?! the hell?

if it didn't seem so likely that doing so would cause a huge shitshow, i would LOVE to send this fukker an anonymous email with a link to this article. just so he could know the real reason for the jump in visits to his page.

i fell in love with her character (& portrayal of that character) the hardest and fastest. so vulnerable & yet so open.

me too! and i'm only 25....

Provo Basic kinda irked me. WE GET IT UTAH IS SO MORMON LUUUULLZ. ffs, Jezebel, get some original goddamn jokes already.

Ruby Tuesday.

as someone who is both cook AND barista, i cannot agree with you more. you want your oh-so-preciously-frivolous drink to come out right, then be nice to the one who makes it. otherwise you will SO be getting full-fat milk & decaf.

hey. HEY. Utah resident here, transplanted from upstate NY. i would just like to defend my adopted state for a moment. yes, Utah is pretty remote, but i wouldn 't call it 'godforsaken.' it's a gorgeous place full of sunshine, Mormons and hippies! don't hate on Utah :)

'bike storage room filled the Genesee Cream Ale cans'...are we friends in real life? if we aren't, we should've been. (Rochester NY transplanted to Utah ober here..)