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Yeah that's pretty messed up.
Men really should be better educated on the workings of the female anatomy.
I mean I thought everyone knew by now that women have pubic hair so as to seal in the secrets and lies held deep within their nethers.
How is this not common knowledge?!

Victor Hugo 'for' The Knot? Did they dig up the man and commission a quote from him just for this purpose?

You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

I absolutely loathe the false dichotomy that movie presents. There are two types of [human] women: evil conniving selfish manipulators (ugly, of course) who will eventually get their comeuppance which you can and should get all schadenfreude over; and sweet nice pretty ones who simply endure and hope and remain

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My

#TEAMPARROT WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

We're right on the edge. When our oldest leaves for college we're in trouble. I'll have to start crocheting and wearing cardigans all the time. Damn it.

I used to think he was so dreamy. His smoking has made him a bit more craggy than he ought to be. Men are usually more attractive to me when they are a bit more mature, but I think I preferred Bloom when he was fresh-faced and floppy-haired like a Disney prince.

OMG- So Help Me God—> but God helps those who help themselves—> but Kanye thinks he IS God—> it's a self help album.

I agree a whole lot with this. It's one thing to blather on and on about lying and consequences and good choices and blah blah blah. It's another thing to live through the ramifications of it. To me, the learning is all in the trying and failing. The other thing that I've noticed works wonders with my teens (2

My father in law counteracts that by being extremely involved his 15 year old daughters social media life. There is nothing like an obese, aging, balding hippie with an unwashed pony tail to bring the party down.

My parents were always convinced I was/am doing way worse things than I was. Totally convinced I've slept with every guy I've ever known, even if they were gay or just my roommate. I apparently have a much more interesting drinking and drug history than I knew. My friends like to joke that of course I grew up and

My parents have always been overprotective, so I learned early on to keep certain things from them because I knew they wouldn't be able to handle it and would make it into a bigger deal than it is. I never did anything "wrong" exactly, other than the lying. But the things they were certain I would do in high school if

I used to work in the pharmaceutical industry, and you make an interesting point. Doctors are sometimes frustrated at their inability to prescribe certain treatment options that are available in Canada or Europe that our FDA hasn't gotten around to approving yet. The purpose of that arm of the FDA is a good one: to

My friend has cancer. No wonder he's a fun guy.

I agree with body freedom. But there's something so fucking insidious as pretending what you're doing is going to cure cancer. Those practitioners should NOT be allowed to extort money from cancer patients just because the cancer patient is stupid. Reiki isnt going to cure cancer. Acupuncture isn't going to cure

That "sodium cardonate" is just another wonder drug that the FDA and "Big Pharma" are covering up.

I am feeling so fucking good about my parenting choices right now and I say that as someone who accidentally kicked my sick child in the head yesterday (dark hallway, kid unexpectedly on floor just inside doorway, bygones). Thank you Heather Young. Thank you!

THANK YOU.

FUR OVER LATEX. That is a very bad decision.