I personally feel making accusations online is a shitty way to go about things. At least go to the police, file an official complaint. I get that doesn't often end in a conviction, I get that is a horrible process, but publicly saying, "He raped me, but that's okay I guess, I just wanted to vent," and then getting on…

I laughed so dang hard.

Safe to assume those are some hefty implants made even heftier with Photoshop.

It's nudity, it's not exactly dildos up butts.

Erin, sorry for the rant, but - can you or the team at Jez please, please address the backlash against feminism of late on the site? This propaganda that's being spread that it's about "man hate" and all these "radicals" are "giving us bad PR" and "spoiling it for everyone"? Even feminists are starting to believe this…

Mariah is so notorious for demanding heavy retouching that I have no doubt she oversaw it.

They're blurry because someone likely grabbed screen shots from Dropbox or the like. They can't have started blurry and ended in focus, photoshop doesn't work that way.

Mariah is notorious for having oodles of retouching done, including to her videos. I can't say who ordered this lot of retouching but I would hazard a guess it was demanded by the singer herself. I get you're saying "and he is not even a good photographer!!" but I dare say she'd never allow minimally retouched images…

I was irritated by the amount of things she did not google while writing this.

I don't know, cross-pollination is not the same thing as making seedless, bee-killing test-tube vegetables in my mind.

She also hasn't twigged that baby cucumbers used to make pickles are a baby-carrot-sized cucumber. Or that baby carrots are usually cut to that size. I AM DISAPPOINT.

There are cucumbers the size of baby carrots, they are baby cucumbers! It's what they make dill pickles from. Plus most baby carrots are not even baby carrots, they are just normal carrots cut small. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF VEGETABLES.

She did. The prize was free booze for the rest of her trip. It clearly says that in the original video. It's crazy how the Cava lie has spread.

That's because it's incorrect. The original video clearly says she won free alcohol for the duration of her holiday. Tabloids are deliberately using this bullshit Cava thing to degrade her further.

PLEASE, do not be another site which gets the basic facts wrong. The original video clearly states the woman wins alcohol for the duration of her trip - a much bigger prize than a single drink or a $4 wine. While that doesn't change the story, the reason certain tabloids are using the low price (which has no basis)…

It's a really cool story, good movie idea. But now that you know it's a ghost story site and people play along and pretend it's real, the ending of the article probably needs an update.

It's often the same people who are angered by the term thinspiration who endorse terms like pro-fat. Neither is cool.

He didn't ask.

Not talking about you - it's a metaphor dumbass.

It's nice to think people can always fight back and won't freeze up in an intense situation but that isn't reality my friend.