Because an adult took her there.

If Trump could make Pence get the hard to reach spots on his back, he would.

Its proof that AMERICA IS ALREADY GREAT

America is great. This man is great. The people who fist-bumped him are great.

Unless it’s my turn to empty the dishwasher. Wait, my phone is buzzing. Hold on.

I thought this was so weird. If her explanation is the truth, there was no reason whatsoever for her to have not finished that sentence the first time around.

She’ll work there, until she finds her conscience.

“unless something changes in my own life.”
Maybe like I quit or am fired?

Why the fuck have their been 10,000 people in the media analyzing Hillary’s every throat-clear and cough, yet no one is looking into this sniffing? The sniffing and his whole demeanor tonight screamed coke to me.

Sniffgate! Ooo, stealing that if you will allow

That’s what they said at Jonestown.

They were on the plane together, might be taking from the same stash.

...unless he grabs me by my hoohah.

“unless...the devil comes to collect his due earlier than I bargained for.”

She did say unless someone in her household needs her, and you know, tomorrow is Columbus Day, and the kids will be home from school.

“I know I said I was in it until the bitter end but my kiddo has a soccer practice on Tuesday and it’s my turn to bring the Capri Suns so I’m out...”

I think a headache would do at this point

I didn’t mean to alert the breaking news again

So, how long until she finds something desperate enough to pull her away? Like, maybe her dog gets constipated or she grows a moral backbone.