Seriously! I had little respect for my mom from the get-go, but she lost every shred of respect I had for her when she said that. Makes me mad that I’m stuck related to her. I just can’t get people like her, Trump, or any other vindictive, narcissistic people. Yuck.

Work right in, brother! Respectful opposing viewpoints from non-racist, non-misogynists are welcome here.

He’ll bail long before that. This is a man who has NEVER met a problem he can’t buy off or run away from.

I swear if I hear “he tells it likes it is” one more time I will put an ice pick through my ear. P.S. Had a mother like that, and then a manager, which then brought up all the residual PTSD from my mother. Ugh...

The promise of his concession speech is the only thing getting me through this never-ending shit show of an election season.

No, it will be something along the lines of “well, you know, [fill in the blank] really wasn’t fair to me, and everybody knows that’s true.”

Nah, he’ll just be like “What? I didn’t wanna be president! This was all a joke. I know all the jokes, I have the *best* jokes! See ya, losers!”

Then go back to his giant building with his name on it and cry bitter tears into a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat

Now, who have I heard say really shitty things and then insist it was just a joke?
Oh, that’s right. Abusers.

Sy Sperling told me his own damn self that Trump was a client of Hair Club for Men. At the time Sperling said I couldn’t write about it, and I never have, but hey, statute of limitations and this isn’t a story. That’s a rug, you can bet on it. And what he lacks up top he makes up for in length. Classic insecurity…

I mean - laughter usually runs along side with *tears of rage*, yes?

In that case, HE’S HILARIOUS!

I’m having flashbacks to childhood.

But didn’t he try to run for president in the last presidential election? I AM ALMOST SURE HE DID. Shouldn’t he have STOPPED?

Hey Donald, Cher don’t give a fuck!

We need to update the 3 a.m. ad.

A tin can plated in 24k gold. The classiest tin can that money can buy.

Well said. Unfortunately, even if he loses this time, the hate and evil that he has dredged up is not going away any time soon. Hitler lost his first election, and even spent a few years in prison, before ultimately rising to power. Drumpf, or some other evil person spewing the same hate and evil, might come back in…

Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

I’m confident saying that anyone who wants Trump as President cheered for AIDS while watching the movie “Philadelphia”.

i honestly think that if elected, trump may be the first US president tried, convicted and executed by his own US citizens for human rights crimes against the people, treason and war crimes [you just fucking KNOW those will happen in his candidacy]

of course this wont happen until 12 or 13 years into his wet dream of…

Yeah, be careful at what you are looking at. There is just no possible way for any of these parody accounts to give you the full, triple-face-palm stupidity you are expecting when you see the name “Donald Trump.”

Isn’t this, like, twitter 101?