That’s a mixed person “gift”. We could be some dope-ass spies. It also means we get all the choice racial slurs thrown our way because people are certain they hate us but they’re not sure how.

I’d like to explore a new topic: is there a subject matter that makes New Yorkers more insufferable when discussing than pizza?

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

She describes herself as biracial. She is therefore acknowledging that she is part Black. What is so difficult to understand about this? She doesn’t need the black community to claim her. She’s already acknowledged who she is, and I don’t see what makes us qualified to tell this woman that she’s not black. 

PS: adoption is great but you have to give people understanding, we’re animals, the point of existing for an animal is to do whatever it takes to bring genetic offspring into existence and ensure their survival. The drive to do this is real and powerful. Without that drive none of what Earth creatures have achieved…

I see Roker more as a “mind if I masturbate on the houseplant” douche over the rapey kind.

So there is someone sitting on 100 million dollars waiting to buy your bitcoin in one lump sum. That has the cash on hand? Whenever you want to sell? Your entire sum?......Sure

If I had 10,000 Beanie Babies in a rubbermaid tub, I could sell them right now on eBay or Craigslist or a flea market for ~$100 in USD, extract my cash and dump it into a checking account and literally have $100. It’s not like my money is trapped in Beanie Babies or even in plush collectables.

Honestly, if we ever reached a true “Dark Ages”-style apocalypse, where all money is no longer of value and electricity goes kaputt, Bitcoin and all other cryptocurrencies are likely to end up equally useless—a bunch of bits stored on hard drives are of little value when you don’t have the sophisticated infrastructure…

All three letters have really low stakes, which maybe makes it difficult to give terrible advice?

Bed-Stuy and Harlem are in two different boroughs.

I....would have been extremely stupid.

Gentrifier? I doubt it. This brand of racist white guy has lived in the outer boroughs for as long as there have been outer boroughs. Motherfucker looks like Don Jr.’s stunt double.

For starters, you might want to watch that again, because the guy was in his face shouting him down. The racist was well aware of that and didnt want to interact with him at all, constantly dodging him to goad on the big guy in the red hat. Pretty sure his intentions to get that guy to attack him were clear.

If you…

Not going to agree with you on this one. He saved big dude from catching a case, cause he seriously looked like he’d have stomped him...and not quit.

People can care about multiple things.

SPOILER: That pigeon’s gonna drive the bus whether you want him to or not

I still can’t tell if this “advice” column is supposed to be serious, or if there’s just some inside joke I’m not getting. This can’t be real advice, can it?

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

Not trying to be a jerk....but I literally thought that was ESPN doing a heart warming story where they let a special needs person be a sideline reporter. I am NOT joking. I thought he was special needs and we were going to hear it was a special thing that ESPN did for a “special” person in Denver.