you know jake from state farm?
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“I sat, and am forever at work here.”
Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.
“One Direction is basically our generation’s Jonas Brothers.”
It’s kinda pretty in its tacky way, right? Except what would you wear it for other than to go out dancing? And that is not going to stay in place when its wearer moves.
He needs one of these hanging off it:
I’m Chinese & my husband is Korean. To simplify things on our wedding weekend, we didn’t do any traditional Chinese or Korean wedding rites. But we gave a nod to both our individual heritages via our caketoppers: me in a traditional Chinese wedding garment, and he in a traditional Korean wedding garment:
we’re cyclists so got this little topper for the cake.
Yeah camphor on a zit. It relieves pain and reduces swelling. It’s in lots of topical analgesics. Does not cause scarring. But you seem to have your mind made up based on some pretty biased “reporting” so okay. Have a good one.
The coronor’s supposed to do that at the morgue.
I don’t think anyone would appreciate having their pubic hair dye purchase history being posted online, regardless of the poster’s intent. No matter what it comes across as mean-spirited effort to humiliate. Writing stuff like “LOL her crotch” is just so gross.
It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked. In college I would splurge on one of their cashmere v-necks a year and gradually built up a nice little collection that lasted most of a decade. Two of the last three sweaters I bought there arrived with holes in them. Also 98% of their…
I fucking love Terry and Heather so much. They have every right to think they're better than everyone else because TBH THEY ARE.
American cheese is only good as the melty component to, say, a grilled cheese or a bacon egg & cheese sandwich. Otherwise I agree it’s not quite cheese. But since a lot of cheeses don’t melt all that well, American cheese’s non-cheese qualities make it perfect for this sort of thing!
OK SO:
The only reason I considered “fancy” is because your standard NYC deli always cooks the eggs until they are this sad, hard egg-sheet that would bounce if you threw it on the floor. At least the fancy version usually has nice soft-scrambled eggs that weren't cooked by someone who apparently hated them.