A friend of mine worked at the prison where she was incarcerated and said that Mary Kay believed herself to be destined for great fame. She believed herself to be incredibly charismatic and said “the world” was just using her relationship as an excuse to pay attention to her.

Oh god, one of them is Australian.

Katharine Hepburn: “I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man…I’ve just done what I damn well wanted to and I made enough money to support myself. And I ain’t afraid of being alone.”

serious question. why go to tavern on the green for a romantic celebrity date?!

My sister wore a beautiful lace dress with many layers of soft chiffon underneath. After the ceremony she and her husband took some picturesque photos next to an old oak tree. Once the cocktail hour was over, we all sat down for the toasts to begin the reception. I looked at her, panicked, grabbed her hand, and…

:/

Dude, marry that wonderful man. AGAIN.

My wedding dress, which I had made, straight up did not fit. The woman who made it cut it about 2 sizes to small after the final fitting (I tend to remember her saying it needed to be taken in about an inch, then she scribbled down some notes and when the dress arrived it was suddenly tiny!). The zipper popped off as…

When I was a bridesmaid our dresses were from modcloth and there was really no getting a good fit. I ordered a large and a small. I have big boobs but I'm short and short-waisted so nothing ever fits right. The small fit everywhere except the chest. The large was like a barrel around me. If I let go, it dropped to the…

Can you explain the right way to use samples? Like, which tool goes with what kind of sample? I was trying to try concealer and it was weird.

Suck it, readers. #teamilliterate

She doesn't know what Brooklyn is and her favorite descriptor is "ratchet

"I'm incredibly close to the common woman in that I'm a woman and I'm a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts"

"Lillian, why is my doll furniture out on the curb?!!"

I think it seems cute! I'm like unreasonably irritated at the way the model is holding her hands in that picture, and blocking some of the suit so you can't totally see what the waist ruching looks like...

They have really similar ones at Walmart:

LE does go matronly in pieces, esp the leg cuts, for me. Janzten had a great semi retro digit they do every year, also DKNY.

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?

I have to say I LOVED the reality show Princes of Malibu (I think?) where the Jenner boys (and Spencer Pratt, before the Speidi life) would just annoy the living shit out of David Foster. That show was hilarious.