I believe the site you want is Breitbart.com. Grow a sense of humor douchebag.

I was going to say the same thing!

My soul was already shreking

You’re an iron goddess. Respect.

That goes into the pantheon of truest statements ever:

“Fentanyl is your friend.”

Also Roger Ailes’ Sugartits Jam.

JEB!erry preserves made out of turtles and hopelessness.

KluKluxKranberry....

What do you mean “but with?”

<3 <3 This gif and this show

The thing about big time Republicans supporting Hillary is that their support makes them a constituency she needs to please. If you’re campaigning with Meg Whitman’s money it’s harder to say things that Meg Whitman doesn’t like.

“the embodiment of shredded detritus found somewhere in Hell’s answer to a black hole” - Good one. Thank you for the laugh, because, as I’m sure you know, it’s been a shitty day.

Why not both? Miss Teen Republican!

Throw a convention for the republican party?

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

My mom said she saw what she thought she would never see in her lifetime. A black POTUS and now the 1st woman presidential nominee for the democratic party.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

Is he going to ride that Penny Farthing all the way to the artisinal pencil shop in Manhattan, or just to the nearest Wes Andersen diorama-rama?