Keep in mind that when they do these polls, it’s people with land lines who answer their phones. So basically it’s your grandma, and she’s lonely, and of course that nice boy Donald Trump should be president.

I’m not certain his supporters can read.

Never Forget:

My guess is he hip-checked him with his gargantuan bulk. Or, perhaps he trapped Cruz’s arms and legs in his own ridiculously oversized David Byrne cosplay get-ups. Or maybe just made like he was going to punch him, and by the time Cruz un-flinched, everybody was gone.

Now I want to listen to Soundgarden. Or just look at pictures of Chris Cornell without a shirt.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

Halloween costume!!! (2!!)

Yes. 40+ women have all tried to have sex with Bill, and when he couldn’t get it up, they all got upset and they all cried rape.

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Dude, that’s the definition of playing my cards right. Nobody wants to be married to any of those guys.

I always find it hilarious that “Men Going Their Own Way” think women are angry about that. We don’t fucking care. Go. Go away.

Fear of getting it on their hand?

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

Marry me?

“You’re running for president on a platform of (among other things) toughness on terror. Can you name one terrorist?”

And now look back at the top picture.... wait for it.....

In 2012, there were about 2.1 million registered voters in Iowa, 640,000 who identified as Republicans. Only about 120,000 people showed up for the Iowa GOP caucuses, which took place on a weeknight in the dead of winter. Rick Santorum finished first with just under 30,000 votes.

Like, on the one hand, I really like that Miley is embracing the genderqueer label and seems to truly embrace the queer culture and will hopefully allow other people struggling with fitting into gender labels feel more able to come out and speak openly about it.

But what about Deez Nuts? PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW.

She wants another VP candidate gig.