You know Republicans/Conservatives aren’t very good with the pop culture and the irony. She’s doing her socialite best!

What the fuck, White Lion Asshole? His biggest hit was about a goddamn Greenpeace boat that sank!

But to be fair, The First Lady is married to Barack Obama. Poor Ann is married to the most boring boy scout/sexless wedding-cake groom ever. I wouldn’t blame her if she was drunk and high 24/7.

The best thing about this is that you KNOW if Michelle Obama did that she would never live it down. The privilege of just trying some persona on for fun is real.

I'm holding my donations until someone puts Dubya in a ring with Tyson.

Each of those guys is in a position to just write a check for that amount, without embarrassing and drawing attention to themselves.

Not shocked to hear that about Gene Simmons. I have not heard good things about him.

Shut the fuck up.

Good stuff, thanks!

I have nothing truly dramatic (a lot of the best stories are not mine to tell), nobody’s ever been mean to me, but I’ve encountered a looooot of musicians over the years, most of them drunk to some degree.

For God’s sake Holyfield, pull down on his trunks so we can answer that magic underwear question once and for all.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Please hagrok tell us your tales!

Sure, he counts! Also: Ick.

Haha. I was thinking about commenting, but all of my stories are of prog/power metal bands that are only famous if you’re into that style of music.

Aww, no! My 12-y.o. self in 1987 is really bummed about that. Gross.

I DON’T HAVE ANY BAD CELEB STORIES AND I’M SAD.

This is just a ploy by the Church of Scientology to make up something so weird that their religion actually looks good by comparison.

“Sources” “close” “to” “me” were at an event where he was present the other day and he looks a lot like how my grandma would want a President to look. Not sure if that will serve him well or poorly, but it’s interesting that we’re talking about a male candidate’s looks in this way.

“ Meanwhile, this was in my inbox this morning: “