Yours is better. I’m changing mine to yours.

Eh. Most of the presidents we consider to be “great” governed during horrible times to live in. No one really knows how George H.W. Bush would have handled a civil war or massive depression. I’ll take mediocre presidencies if we get relative amounts of peace and prosperity.

“The problem here, of course, is that praising Obama or Jimmy Carter is off limits, Clinton likewise and by a factor of a million...”

Or acted like this was the first they’d heard of Reagan’s death. “I said LIVING president.” “Are you saying Reagan isn’t...he’s no longer...oh God, WHY? Why, God, whyyyyyyyy? Why must the good ones always be taken from us so young? He was too BEAUTIFUL to die! If only I had died in his stead!” Then you start rending…

According to some study my mom told me about (that she probably made up), Carter and Truman were the only 20th century presidents who didn’t cheat on their wives. What a mensch!

Then how is he ready to make the tough decisions befitting a world leader?!?!?

I wish Jeb was around so they could have made him choose between his dad and his brother.

Our one true President, Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds; God of God, Light of Light, very God of very God; begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father, by whom all things were made. Who, for us men for our salvation, came down from heaven, and…

Lupita is perfection.

Man, I have to say, your clit sounds kind of snobby to me, and like maybe its trying too hard to fit a certain kind of demographic.

Maybe if they stopped calling the paps they wouldn’t have to worry about that.

every time when one of them says something like “i want to show my personality” i laugh. BITCH, WHAT PERSONALITY??

People like Kendall are why I have a drinking problem.

It looks gross to me, but I’m someone that only likes thin crust pizzas.

Oh, my gosh. I had a cousin who died of pancreatic cancer when she was 9. Make A Wish-type stories always get me. And, now that I’m a mom, it is way worse.

Was this during her crack phase?

Me RN.

I do not find him charming at all. His smarm makes me queasy.

I wonder if Tom Cruise will die in a freak accident on set? I kind of think he WANTS to go that way.

Shit, man.