Really want to get on board with her but just don’t *feel* it. That said my FB feed was full of pics from today’s event here in Des Moines. Still, meh.

Poor geezer-Steve-Doocy....

There are so many cheek implants in that top photo it makes my face ache.

Fact, I love Spam. On rare occassions because so damn salty, but I love it. I grew up with a Grandpa who worked for Hormel and a Dad who worked next to the plant at American Can canning their products, so it was in our home all the time. Additionally, my Mom recently gave me a can of Spam flavored Macadamia Nuts and…

That’s the weirdest picture of Lucille Ball I’ve ever seen.

Some of my fave Balmain-past. I actually had and sold a 1950s Balmain last summer, was a thrill to even handle it knowing it was created while he was still at the helm!

Teen girl and Mom don’t get along. Shocking news.

Ariana blahblah.... faux insecure Tweet much?

Very cool!!! Bugs fascinate me, but not so much so that I want them around much. ;)

THE DRESSES IN THOSE WINDOWS.

That’s a very unusual kind of labelwhore.

Oh, that’s too bad. And you really shouldn’t bother to send those gun nuts, we’re full up.

Holy hell.

Shut up that’s pretty fantastic.

I’d have stroked out on the spot.

Oh hell no. And I had just read about the changes coming to your zoos there, and that hunting is illegal and though...what a wonderful place to live! I would like to go to there!

Oh god that’s not MINE. I found a photo of the same bug online!!!

Worst. Nightmare. I have a vintage clothing boutique and web biz. That would bury me.

This thing had 5 random people who had stopped to grab gas, smokes, beers, sodas...whatever...gathered around it while it flopped and flew a little about, all of us completely freaked out. Probably more alcohol sold after that...

Ran across this fucking thing at a gas station down the street. Huge. STUPID huge. In Iowa, not South goddamn America...IOWA. Turns out it’s a Dobson Fly, not dangerous, but seriously WHY ARE THEY.