I suppose he got tired of deciding which vintage denim or leather piece to copy.

Starred because yes, and also because I love the word cabal.

And yet the right calls Hillary supporters “vagina voters” because they assume all of them only want to vote for her because she’s a woman. I guess that explains Palin, and now Fiorina. They really DO believe women will vote for any other woman because ladybits. Dolts.

Fact. I tripped over some stairs and snapped (yes, snapped) my tibia and fibula clean in half, with the tibia damn near coming out of the skin. When I sat up, dazed, and looked at my leg it was literally hanging at a 90 degree angle. I calmy assumed I’d have to have my lower leg amputated, looked around and considered…

Is “Cherry Wappin’ Babies” a riff on “Cherry Poppin’ Daddies” of the 90s neo-swing craze? Or am I just really damn old?

A serious aside....what is with the trend to wear your sleeves too long? Is it to appear like a little girl playing dress-up? Is it for people with cold hands? Ugly hands? What is this about?

Cruz had his “moment”. I’m assuming this is their home. I imagine it to smell like gunpowder, feet and Bible. (ps, nice visor built into that hat, guy).

“Dopey Karl Rove”. Well said, Sundried Whoopie Cushion Trump.

Yes, but the c-section pretty well borks your abdomen with a big scar that creates a “pouch” above it. Trust me.

That is too perfect. TOO TOO good.

Eleganza you say?

To be fair, Ben & Jerry were here in Des Moines, IA yesterday doing an event for Bernie Sanders. I cannot explain the people here who support Trump or Carson, but we’re not all morons (and only parts of the state smell like pigshit, loads of other unusual scents to enjoy here!)

Same. And once I read that he’s gaining support within the white power folk, I became even more concerned.

Well, I’m a 6 in and 30 in so far. The Bob Saget is....weird. Sort of spot on, sort of terrifying. Maybe that equals spot on?

I lean towards blobfish. But melted candle works too.

That Dad is an ASS.

“He also, rather offputtingly, revealed that he doesn’t necessarily trust that a female reporter will ask him worthwhile questions.”

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. My face hurts. May have peed a little.

Please don’t.