I have several. I live in Springfield MO.

In the Ozarks, we are not all Hillbillies.

I live in Sherwood, just outside Nottingham, England.

Arkansas, and we get confused for Kansas a lot. Also, we're all slavering racist idiots.

I would also add that all Minnesotans don't have accents as thick as the movie Fargo. In the Twin Cities the Minnesota accent is present but slight. Accents don't get thick until you get into the really rural areas.

Alaska:

That everyone is Florida is an idiot. This is not true. Only most of the people here are idiots.

a couple of things:

Oh my George Takei....I don't know where to begin. I live in Durban, South Africa,

I'm Scottish. Americans are completely useless at understanding what that means:
1. I/we do not wear a kilt all of the time (although yes to kilts on the right occasions).
2. I do not speak in a twee twinkly highland voice.
3. I do not say "Och aye the noo." Scots is a brilliant language. Check out the word moonbroch as…

The Amish are not simple, innocent, gullible farmers. They are among the shrewdest businessmen you'll ever come across. They'll out-compete most other local businesses in whatever craft they choose (construction, etc.). They will almost always come out on top, whatever the transaction.

Couple of misconceptions about Kansas City, Missouri:

People from Minnesota not only don't eat this...but have no idea what the hell it is.

People always think that Kansas City is in Kansas. It's not. I mean, there IS technically a Kansas City, KS, but almost nobody goes there because it's pretty shit.

No... Luxembourg is NOT a place in Germany.

I live in New Jersey, and everyone thinks of it as nothing but endless grimy industrial areas along the Parkway. But there's a ton of rural areas and woodlands, too:

When I studied abroad in France, people 1) confused Nebraska for Alaska, so I got asked a lot of perplexing questions about whether or not Nebraska was extremely cold all the time and 2) once I managed to make them understand where Nebraska was, the almost inevitable follow up question was whether or not I rode a…

Cor blimey guvnah! There're only two accents in England: Cockerney and Posh! It's a jawly 'awliday wif Mary Pawpins!

The Zanclean Flood. The Atlantic Ocean breaking through the Straits of Gibraltar to refill an evaporated Mediterranean Sea must have been a hell of a thing.

This is going to sound so random, but I would have loved to been around, and in the room while they were filming the Muppet Show. There was just so much weird, cool creativity on that show and I would've love to have seen it in person.