This must be publicity for Naked Gun 33 and 1/3. I think she is sitting next to OJ Simpson. And the guy on the far right who farted is Leslie Nielsen who often used a fart noise toy in his interviews. I'm both happy and sad that I was able to identify this.

She will always be my girl crush of all girl crushes. I met her at a charity event once, and she was the most gracious and wonderful person...and she smelled like honey and sunshine. #girlcrushforlife

I dunno, that makes Jagermeister seem kind of cool. I think Jag is a frat boy with reasonably well-off parents who's too insecure to look you in the eye unless he's drunk and bopping to bad EDM with his bros.

Mad Dog is the old man who proposes to you twice a week at the bus stop. :(

Dark beer: The guy that you graduate to once you realize your self-worth. He brings your mom flowers, showers daily, has a stable job, makes friends with your little brother at family events, empties the dishwasher without being asked, always walks to the passenger door if you're both taking your car.

LAURA BECK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GET ME THIS DOG!!!!

All I really wanted to say is that these two, Grover and Kermit, are among two of my favourite muppets. Or, you know, they ARE my favourite muppets. Grover owns my heart, if owning hearts was a thing.

UGH NO CESAR

Her TONGUE though....eew. I don't like doing the "put your tongue in your mouth" thing because my preferences should have to modify other people's behaviour, but she needs to scrape that tongue. For health reason. Gross.

Or even just brush her tongue with her toothbrush for Pete's sake.

I never noticed how much gunk she has sitting around on her tongue. Miley, if you're going to be sticking it out like that at least get one of these. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_cl…

And IQ?

Oh, Miley is in good company. Here are some examples. ;)

My acupuncturist would have much to say about this tongue.

More like Grope Festival.

Baboons are the Devil's shock troopers, look at that monster.

My favorite is the camera man who points the camera back at her boob after she mentions it.

this is the easiest game of Fuck/Marry/Kill EVA!

My son recently did a book report on Bonnie and Clyde. Here's his opening paragraphs.

Nooo, staahhhp. Humans aren't "meant" to do anything. This kind of naturalistic stuff is almost always bullshit.