@CrazyJer: That's the Teabagger's National Anthem.

Meh. Call me when it burps the alphabet.

@shorty63136: Girl's gotten in enough trouble with lines before, best to steer clear.

I ordered the 3G model.

@o-line: Do not disrespect the eye smiles, it is the only useful tidbit I ever learned from Tyra.

@Hamsterpants: Nice!!! For future reference, the story would've worked just as good if you called him Mr. Hamster.