Morifarty’s ringtone already explained most of this, so I’ll just add the fun fact that at least in Tudor England, Catholicism was the FUN Christianity. Lots of parties, and feast days, and dancing, and beautiful things in churches like stained glass windows. It was Party Times.

Despite my ultra-German heritage, I do not like sauerkraut. I’ll do a good corned beef on rye, but get outta here with that fermented cabbage mess.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

#beardbaby was robbed!