misslanao
MissLanaO
misslanao

Ok guys, question time.

A) Yes re: Mama Elsa. Terr-if-y-ing.

You really get what you pay for. Hire the fucking best.

I need to find out who Florence Henderson's surgeon is sometime in the next 20, 30 years.

Yes, I would like to know the name of her surgeon. Because of course she has had surgery, but she looks like Jane Fonda at 45, not some monstrous version of herself. This is what everyone wants to accomplish with such surgery, and so few do. And brava to her for admitting to it, and not attributing her good looks

I live in a southern state and got in a huge debate with one of my students who's an open carry fanatic about this. I was like don't you see how it makes me viscerally uncomfortable when I'm going about my business and shopping with my 17 month-old at a Target and you are walking around with a gun? And he brings up

Solution: make the screen out of guns. PROBLEM SOLVED.

He had a bipolar episode. The symptoms had been mounting but I hadn't seen them since I didn't know what to look for. He told me about his history where his family and therapists believed he was bipolar, but he didn't, and he stopped taking his medication before we even began dating so I thought he was fine.

Oh, I am excited to share this! It is the best story I have. I've told everyone I know, and it's pretty specific, so if you read this and think "Hey is that....?" It is.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

Ok, seriously. Fuck. This. Guy. I'm a huge fan of Diane Rehm (totally NPR geek) and have read her harrowing account of her husband's suffering. No one who is familiar with her would ever accuse her of wanting to harm her husband out of malice. As someone who lost a beloved uncle who chose to take his life instead of

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

And this is why I think her and Kanye never had a chance of making it. For as real as he tries to be, AR is just genuinely real. Whereas Kim is the type to let a sex tape "leak", AR would just do the damn thing and release it as a gift to the world. I don't feel like Kanye wanted that (well, obviously), but prefers

"They are a match made in heaven" = Level 1 Shade!!

"They are a match made in heaven". That is amazing.

Other quotes from this gold mine of an interview from Amber, who shares her thoughts on the Kardashian Klan in general:

"Please don't worry about my sister who has a career and her shit together at 17"

I loved it too. I really liked Nick a lot and I have no idea why. He comes across as a really great guy.

I don't understand why "attempted" murder carries a shorter sentence than actual murder. Like, you get less time because you're incompetent? And the person you want to kill is still out there and you will be released from jail within that person's lifetime. ISNT THE GOAL HERE TO PREVENT FUTURE MURDER?!??!