You are garbage.

Please, Britney's handlers, let her retire to Louisiana with her boys and her money. Let her become fat and happy. Let her quietly receive the treatment she needs.

She was already rich though. I suspect the more likely scenario is that Kim was desperate- she thought she'd be married and have kids already, this guy was good on paper, and maybe those feelings of apprehension she's feeling are just natural butterflies? So, she went through with it—- and it didn't work.

Humphries was her second marriage. I have no room in my head for important knowledge because I know shit like that.

Nick Cannon strikes me as an unbelievable douche. In fact, I thought he and Mariah Carey were the douchiest couple imaginable until Kim and Kanye had their pre-divorce ceremony.

25 weeks is considered the absolute earliest a preemie can survive. I had a patient once who was pregnant and had stage four breast cancer that was metastasizing to her liver and other organs. She was dying, like, any minute, and was unable to receive chemo without killing her baby, and refused an abortion (her choice…

One caveat: I'm pretty sure the Song of Songs features pre-coital carpet munching.

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Tumblr is weird, guys.

Honestly, I can't help but judge Sherri super hard right now. The fact that she is unwilling to take responsibility when at one point she was a willing participant of this surrogacy is disgusting. Regardless of whether you feel that your future ex duped you, you agreed to this.

Why can't she be both?

But don't you think that's on you, not her? That's *your* hang up not hers.

I'm not denying it happens but just like the obsession over teenage modesty, seeing something sexual is really on the person calling it out not the person who the "concern" is over.

Maybe I'm reading (understanding) it wrong, but it seems to me like he's obsessed with her image. He likes her face, body and the fact she can get million likes on Instagram. Its all physical.....materialistic, shallow, vain. First thing that pops into his mind when someone asks him about his wife and the mother of…

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

Humblebrag Level: Infinity x100000000000000000000

I don't like her music...or her acting...or her personality...but Jennifer Lopez seriously never ages and looks absolutely stunning. She looks younger today than she did as a Fly Girl—proof that caked on makeup is never a good idea.

What has blown me away about this is that the argument (if I remember rightly) was that Hobby Lobby didn't have to have the science right, they just had to believe that they were right since it was a faith/religious issue. So wrong science about how birth control (the thing that they believe is against their…

This has been what is driving me crazy. I have many conservative facebook friends (I grew up in a religious environment) who keep posting about how it's no big deal because Hobby Lobby is providing 16 other kinds of contraceptives and the four they object to are "abortificants." NO THEY ARE NOT STOP MAKING UP…

That's been my problem with the case all along. The fact that a person's (or, ugh, a fucking corporation's) "sincerely" held belief is not challengeable. We have to take their word for it. Also, in addition to not knowing how contraception works, they don't even know how insurance works which is even more astounding!

I am always so thankful that Jezebel quotes the relevant portions of the posted videos. It saves me. Not because I don't want to get caught playing videos at work, but because my irritation at hearing Megyn's voice and seeing Megyn's head saying the words would be so much worse. It could really ruin an otherwise…