If you could come up with some FACT-facts and not "fact"-facts, I think people would be more inclined to listen. Meanwhile, I'm going to go have some sex.

I don't think catastrophic means what you think it means.

And frankly, it sounds like YOU have a distorted view of sex. You're going to be fucking disappointed when it happens, dude.

And when they get delivered, they have the wrong girl's name written on the card.

You know what works to lose weight on the Oregon Trail? Dysentery.

SPOILER: I don't think I breathed the entire time she was in Christopher's house.

God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.

#NotAllDDs

I always pictured Cleopatra as an Indira Varma type;

If all the students were told they had to dress business casual to come to school, you might have a point.

First off, women should be commended that they are barely represented in a gang of willfully ignorant fuckwits and second of all, it's not a fucking gender competition

I see they've finally sent miley north of the wall where she belongs

Go as a butch stripper!

Kind of like a tree clubhouse sign "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I wonder about this often. One of the dogs who came in to my shelter was extremely emaciated, had open sores that wouldn't heal because he was so malnourished, dry skin and thin coat, etc. but was SUCH a nice dog, learned/knew "sit" and "paw" right away, walked so nicely on leash, etc. he ended up living in our…

My dog was dumped in a public park. A woman who walking her dog saw a pick-up truck pull into the park, dump him, and when he tried to get back into the truck she saw the driver kick him, shut the door, and leave him whimpering. This was an early January day in Maryland. She couldn't leave him, because she's a good…

I know it was super cheesy, but I really liked My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Mostly because I come from a loud, matriarchal, bossy family that loves each other like crazy while driving each other crazy, except we're Latin/Italian instead of Greek. It was like every character was someone in my family, down to me marrying a…

Yeah, I've been thinking about that too. She's a grown woman, but I am so worried about women who've grown up around domestic violence who get involved with known abusers. I feel like a weirdo for worrying about a grown woman I'll never meet, but I hope everything works well for her on this one and that she stays…

I love Charlize Theron. Everything I've read or heard about her makes me think she's smart and tough and fun.
I don't know what the fuck she's doing with Sean Penn though, given his history and her own history of domestic violence.