He always looks like in a back room his family being held hostage and if he doesn’t convince the press to agree with his boss his youngest child is going to take the first bullet. Just sweaty and shifty and way too desperate.

“yes...”

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

He just has the most punchable face. I realize this adds nothing of substance to the discussion, but it’s true.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

John Rogers is great. His money quote—the one everyone knows, even if they don’t know who said it—is, “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes,…

... his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

Now I’m hearing it in Richard Attenborough’s voice... it is much improved but still pretty bad.

“She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt” is probably my favorite line. It’s like someone narrating two lions mating on some BBC wildlife show.

Different strokes for different folks.

I mean, I personally took it as a declaration of their intentions to annex the Rhinelands.

‘Committed to Act as a United Front to Effectuate Recovery and Reunification’-

That is an impressive ordering of words to explain the principles upon which the parental entities are operating in regards to dissolving the matrimonial connection in an effort to mitigate any deleterious effects upon any and all non-adult household memebers.

i’m dismissing all replies from rape kink apologists. i am a survivor of sexual violence and i don’t want to hear about all the “totally harmless” people who like to fantasise about stuff like what was done to me to get off.

I wish this would stop being called a fucking fantasy. These fuckers raped and murdered a child, full stop.

If you stop to think about it, the farther back you go in time, the less likely that is to be true.

sorry for being good at my job

Also - with an acknowledgement that no one gets to demand anything of anyone, especially a stranger - how the HELL you gonna demand a woman shave her legs WHEN SHE’S WEARING PANTS. That is like, 90% of the purpose of pants, to make it so you don’t have to shave your legs! Like, sorry that you couldn’t achieve the…

I have an almost 8 year old. I try to be a good role model for him. We saw Moana last week and he loved it. I told him that it was a girl who was the hero; you need to see more of that. I also played him some records later in the weekend like Joan Jett and X to show him women rock as hard as guys. There’s a women’s…

Penetrated? Naw. But what if a guy walking on a street gets paced by a car full of men inviting him to suck all their dicks because he has a pretty mouth? That might help understanding.