Ah, shit! I KNEW 30 years old was the expiration date for hotness. I'm going to do a google search now for the nearest convents.

EXACTLY. It's not as simple as, "You've tested positive for drugs, here is a recovery regimen, come back for testing when you're clean."... this is all so messy. I'm sure the state isn't going to put people in actual detox or rehab facilities; that would be incredibly expensive. What are they going to do, just hand…

I can only imagine. I try to avoid reading any Gawker comment sections. They seem to descend into madness pretty quickly, or the sort of bro-dude mentality I can't get with.

I have to say, this issue is really bringing out the trolls in droves... I haven't seen so many trolling comments in a long time. WTF, people?

I liked the part in Bridesmaids when she shows up at Kristen Wiig's house and reveals all the things she's accomplished, and the movie makes it clear she's the one who really has her shit together. She's just who she is, and if you take her on face value, you won't get to know how awesome she is. Her size isn't really…

So, in other words, NOW you want us to start respecting Native Americans? We've been stomping all over them for more than 400 years; it's going to take a while to change this reflexive behavior.

So... This is the End?

I guess is he used the other eye, he'd have to have held the girl against a wall.

You mean the one eye that faces forward?

I don't understand the 2 month delay for them to reply to her, no matter what had been said! That makes no sense.

I think we're being punk'd by Harvey Nichols. Someone who can afford to shop there most likely has some poor beleaguered personal assistant running after them holding all their bags. Or they have their purchases delivered to their house.

Here's something that I haven't seen brought up very much... TR has had alcohol/ drug problems for a long time, and has been in and out of recovery. I don't think this is a secret. Part of recovery (the 12 steps) is "admitting to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs..." (that's…

That is the best possible action to show the magazine what a terrible decision it was to print this story. All I can think of is how there are probably plenty of Richardson's clients (the big fashion companies that use him for their ad campaigns) that would not want an honest dissection of his gross actions. I don't…

Yes, the breakdown of family values. That's why this happens. It must be so, because Dr. Phil reported on it.

Where are his feet??? Is this a photoshop of horrors? The only thing that would make this worse would be if he was wearing them backwards.

She does look pretty great. I think a shorter 'do would be quite flattering, too. However, when I look at this and Kylie's impossible-to-wear-underwear gown photo on some red carpet, it's clear that the Kardashian family is launching a crusade against the evil lingerie empire. May God help us all.

That's when you could yell, "What's the score?", after which someone would yell back, "TWO BALLS, ONE OUT!"

I always feel that in situations like this (a large age gap in a relationship), if it's a man dating a woman 25 years his junior, he gets a nudge and a wink and "You're the MAN", but when it's a woman dating a guy 25 years her junior, people say there must be something wrong here... or that she's a cougar and sadly…

Ah, yes. I love this. This song and the 29/31 song. That one is BRILLIANT.

Can we call this a Bill-Bomb? Like photo-bomb, not "Damn, that Bill Murray is such a bomb." I like his deadpan stare.