... (making shameful face as I go down, down, down into a shame spiral).... no, I'm not REALLY watching marathons of reality TV shows like Wife Swap... nope.

I always laughed when I'd go to the gym and see women with perfectly done hair, full make-up, and cute coordinating outfits slooooooowly working out (don't want to break a sweat; it will wreck everything). Trying to look alluring and meet some guys? Hmm... maybe.

Anyone who is rude to a person they encounter in a restaurant, retail store, or any job where they have to constantly handle customer service is a straight-up asshole. God forbid they ever find themselves in some sort of job where they get people taking out their shit on them every day.

That's what I meant... it looks like hard work, and all the employees are good natured and do their jobs impeccably. Most of them mention their financial issues, and many have another job besides Subway (or whatever other company it is) to try to afford school for their kids, manage house payments, etc. The undercover…

I drove across the country last summer, and from what I could tell, there is a Subway restaurant/ counter in every single rest stop, gas station area, everywhere.

I'm in Los Angeles, so it's on from 8-10am my time zone... fire up that DVR!

Every morning when I wake up, Bravo has been rerunning episodes of Tabitha's Salon Takeover... 2 episodes back-to-back. I've seen every episode, but I'll never get tired of watching Tabitha whipping people into shape.

Whenever I hear about conservatives being pro-death penalty and anti-choice, I always think, "So.. it's really about TIMING, right?"

BLASPHEMER!!! You eat cake frosting from the can, who cares about whipped cream?

I love her show!!! I watched one of her skits the other night that was hysterical but also kind of heartbreaking... couples counseling with Chrissy Tieggan (I know that probably spelled wrong, bad me). Amy and her BF were quarreling in the waiting area, but when Chrissy came out in a short skirt, Amy's BF was suddenly…

I have a friend who is a seriously hot young guy, totally ripped body and gorgeous face, that took a selfie in the full length bathroom mirror while he was sitting ON THE TOILET. Totally nude. You couldn't see his family jewels, but naked side butt and naked rest of his body. No one reported it as offensive or asked…

I mean, do we immediately have to delivery a smack-down re: her appearance? Jezebel, a pro-woman blog? Let's just pick the low hanging fruit and slam her hair or lined face. C'mon, everyone.

She's not a pretty woman. However, there's a few things that I like about her look. First, she's 73, and doesn't seem to care much about looking it, as in not getting tons of surgery until she looks like a frozen muppet face. Second, she has her look and doesn't apologize for herself or lack of "style" (whatever we…

Oh, dear... I've gone grey all of a sudden!! Have I offended the Jezzie Goddesses? What did I do?

I'd rent him for $200 so I could scream insults and throw shit at him, just like the OWS used to at regular neighborhood people trying to go about their day. Evil New York fat cats trying to go to work at a bodega, or walk their children to school.

Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is really him. Best gif EVER.

The 4th step is "We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves", where you write out a list of resentments towards others, then break it down into why you resent them, how it affected your life, and what was your part in the situation (the most important thing to see, because if you can see your part…

The got rid of the Super PAC when they realized they didn't all sail in order to join "Boats and Hoes".

Good luck with your new-found sobriety! I stopped drinking a long time ago (over 15 years) and have never looked back. I hope you stick with it, and I'm glad to see someone else has some empathy for this messed up girl.

I see you've left the same judgmental comments regarding my post, this post and one other one. You're very hostile about this issue; just because she did the documentary doesn't mean we should be gleefully pointing and making jokes about her fuck-ups. Yes, plenty of active addicts & alcoholics are pathological liars.…