He ran before in 2000 trying for the Reform Party ticket. But aside from that I completely agree with you; except for the leaving part, I don’t think his ego will allow him to not run again. Assuming he hasn’t declared himself tyrant for life and plunged the whole world in to a new level of shit. (For the love of all…

I’m a firm believer that having, but more importantly keeping that sort of money is evil; plain and simple. No-one needs that, and anyone with it knows the good they could do with even a small portion of their wealth; but they don’t ever seem to take their hands out of their pockets.

I don’t know, but I’ve genuinely had nightmares about that possibility.

I honestly believe that tRUMP could rape a kid in Times Square at 1pm, then shoot them in the back of the head on live national tv and a terrifying number of his supporters would still spin it as a good thing. They’re members of a cult now; and just as gone as many cult members can be; the Leader can do no wrong, ever.

Well he said he’d run the White House like one of his businesses. You know the ones where he fucks over everyone around him, and fires anyone for any reason. Yeah he is a HR nightmare, but this is a perfect example of tRUMP being the prick he is.

Well here comes the new boss, worse than the old boss.

In fairness comparing him to a sack of shit is an insult to shit; at least something beautiful can be grown from soil fertilised with shit.

I hear it’ll have the best “Books with no words” section, and a toilet you can stroke out on with pride.

Maybe he’s an asshole?! He’s literally a walking talking asshole with every single feature on what passes for his face made up of clumps of anal warts, and skin tags.

Welp that pinpoint of light was extinguished as soon as I remembered where he’d be running. 

They care about babies?

*sigh* I doubt the non-kiddy fiddler part is a deal breaker either. It’s amazing how fast world politics can make a good day suck.

Question is will the people in his area re-elect him? Or is there enough grass-roots resistance to push through someone else?

Hey! We all grind together...I know what I just said.

Of course he just had to do one last racist as fuck thing on his way out the door. I mean his public career is hopefully done so just one last chance to stick it to the libs, the queers, and the black community.

The most dangerous human animal is a desperate human animal; when their back’s to a wall you simply can’t predict how far they’ll be willing to go. Of course that cuts both ways.

WHAT HAVE YOU SHOWN ME?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (I wish this was true, not enough popcorn on earth for how many times I’d watch that over and over)

Fuck that’s dark.

That is GLORIOUS! Horrible because, true; but fucking hell that was gloriously vicious.