“BEGONE FOUL DEMON OF SHIT STIRRING AND LIE TELLING! GET THEE TO THE OUTER DARK FROM WHENCE THY CAME!” *hits dismiss*

I adore the Martian Chronicles; to the point where I even really enjoy the series.

Gotta make sure those whores have those babies so the next generation of sanctimonious cunts have someone to look down on. 

Those Colbert rants are like a wonderful oasis in the middle of a global hellscape though.

I live in Ireland, if I want to watch crazy from afar I just look out my window. ;-)

How about this...
http://gph.is/2wvnO6T

tRUMP isn’t going anywhere til 2 years and a day after his inauguration; period. That way they get potentially 2.5 terms of the Reichsmarschall in control of the WH. If the GOP even get rid of him then; he’s a useful idiot.

I know I’d be one of the people throwing themselves against the sandworms over and over to bend Shaihulud to my will.

Well I’d never heard of him or or that until this article; so from my limited point of view “Keemstar who?”

Well MMO’s and Clicker games can be described much the same way “The unending pursuit of big numbers!”

The day they try this is the day I switch back to being an exclusively PC and retro console gamer for at least a generation. I have AMAZING broadband for Ireland and I still struggle to have video stream reliably; add to that the fact that I want to have a COPY of any game I play (yes I’m one of those people, I own…

I love Overwatch, but I genuinely get anxious even reading about the game because of the hell-hole chat is. I love to play, I like to win, so that means co-operation, voice is best way, trans-female...the dots sort of join themselves. I’m hoping this group aspect might allow play with less hassle, but I’m not that…

I have a personal philosophy I guess you’d call it; the things people are never thanked for are the most important things to thank them for. I express gratitude constantly to anyone deserving of it, but especially in situations where the person has probably never been thanked. A good example is thanking my partner for…

Holy shitballs of Rathma! Now that’s a front page!

I’ve been saying for months now that he doesn’t want to be president, he want’s to be king; though let’s be honest his ego would only allow for the title emperor. For me the biggest sign of this is how basically everything he’s “accomplished” (and boy are those quotations doing a lot of hard work right there) outside…

Life in Aggro gave me a lovely warm feeling deep inside; not to worry I’ll kill that with some vodka, and by dreaming of electric sheep.

Well speaking from the Republic of Ireland he can go drown in the fucking Irish Sea.

I’d love to send her flowers for that. 

I didn’t.

It’s a waste of money when you have to pay too much money for rent, while not being able to save for a fucking deposit on a mortgage. Which is what the avocado toast comments is a reference to.

Yes runaway costs are a problem, always have been. But that’s what MAKES it a waste of money. And I’m done with this. You…