Adjira I was one of those kids who was raped by priests, plural, and 2 scout leaders, and a judge, and a couple of cops. I am LITERALLY the last person who needs a lecturing on the evils of churches, or any other essentially unassailable authority. Right that said.

I wonder if it’s possible for a religious leader to declare any enclosed space holy ground. If so could they commender a warehouse of something, sanctify it, declare it a church, and offer sanctuary to any and all who reach it? Trying to think of some solution that takes them out out of the US without them leaving…

I’m certain Stalin did as well.

Thanks a bunch; now I won’t be able to sleep until I’ve listened to the entire C&C soundtrack.

Yeah that’s right “Here a potentially great deal...woops forgot to mention you’ll have to sign up to YET ANOTHER random heap of shite to even see it...woops so sorry.” At least fucking warn readers that they’ll have to sign up for something to even see the fucking deal.

Yeah that’s right “Here a potentially great deal...woops forgot to mention you’ll have to sign up to YET ANOTHER…

All he’s short is a nice ill-fitting replica brown-shirt.

Oh the GM had a plan that I followed accidentally in completely the wrong way. The otyugh was meant to be a sort of Indy running from the boulder type moment...more details.

In the campaign he was running you didn’t get xp or levels til the end of the session; so we hadn’t gotten anything yet for our achievements.…

*sigh* Same island, same endless fucking mess.

Speaking from Ireland; I’m so sorry, I wish I could stop our idiots from leaving.

Otyughs are far and away my favourite monster in the game. Even experienced players generally don’t expect to encounter one; and when they’re unprepared, and the otyugh is there as a guard for some hoard that a “victorious” party are now rushing to paw through...well, it’s good to be a GM in those moments.

As a player…

Someone was walking home having bought a nice almost new washboard when a Big-Bad appeared and blew them out of their boots and off of the cliff. In a freak moment the boots land on the washboard. Big-Bad left the debris thinking “That’ll really wind up Kirk good’n proper.”

And an otyugh? I loves me an otyugh...

I ran a campaign once that was purely goblin based. I doubled their base Int value, and the higher to rank of the gobbo the higher the Int topping out a 18.

Yeah I’m feelin’ it; but I do have crohns disease so it could literally be shit.

Someone needs to show the fucking DNC those “Shutdown” episodes of The West Wing...I can’t believe I just typed those words.

Because it was time to play a game?

“Hopefully they get this issue settled tomorrow so that Trump can get back to his favorite activities of golfing and fucking porn stars who look a frightening amount like his daughter-wife.” There fixed that for you. ;-)

Add the mandatory resignations of both majority leaders, with no option to run for anything ever again, in the event of a shut down and I’d say you have a winning combination.

They have figured something out! It’s so clear now! They’ve figured out that they can use innocent people as a essentially helpless pawns to further their own political ambitions...*sigh* I hate this world so much right now.

The ridiculous thing is that when the truth about tRUMP is finally told, and it comes out that he had at the very least the early stages of dementia while in the Oval, the GOP will crow forever more about how amazing he was running the country with loss of faculties.

“Imagine how great he would have been at 100%!…