So they didn’t, like, knock on every door on that floor, like I think they s’posed to do? They just zeroed in on Cardi B’s room?

Why are these so short? Are they running out of steam? I was expecting never-ending paragraphs with run-on sentences and bad grammar. These are just... tame.

*shakes head forlornly* That shit stain didn’t need love, we should be way past that with them. He may not know why he is a bigot but I feel it’s a waste of time trying to find out. Plus, why must we always be doing the work and expending so much emotional labour?

I got so much glee from this. Thank you.

This deserves to go up in Grandma’s living room, alongside Jesus and Obama.

In my country, we got: “You must nevaa”. Emphasis on the ‘nevaa’, your face must curled in a sneer when you say it.

I wonder what the Instagram ‘feminists’ have to say about ol Amy Farrah Fowler, since they stan so hard for her because she’s as brainy as the character she plays on Big Bang Theory. I’ve had a bad feel about her, and this right here just opened the floodgates.

Oh yeah, if they start calling you sweetie, you know they know they got nothing. NUTHIN.

But apparently he’s cool with getting peed on. Maybe Russian urine has been proven to be an effective disinfectant.

That Catfish TV show.

“she looks like what a middle aged Kim Kardashian is going to look like in 2029" I had the same thought.

Last month for my birthday, I agreed with my boyfriend that we’d go to the mall and I pick the perfume I want rather than leave it to him to buy it (even though I told him the brand and name and sent a picture). In addition to buying me the perfume, he also got me some other video-game-related gifts (a figurine, a…

That’s probably what she wants.

No, he’s afraid of you, and that fear will morph into resentment when he’s much older. Why would you want your child to fear you? That is messed up.

My mother only laid a hand on me once, and never again once she realised that I could be broken down easier with vicious words. I was hardly whooped but I was shouted at, my mum has even spat in my sister’s face once for getting D’s on her exams. Years before, she beat the same sister to bruises for stealing gum out…

The First Amendment is not a safety barrier from catching all the hands. But then again, logic is hard for some.

Wow. She was really on that Oppression Olympics tip. “the others that admitted after I did were not brave at all”. Umm how trash do you have to be?

“You wanna bang my daughter? I’ll make sure you never get to bang anyone ever again.” Hella toxic.

I get people telling me my son is going to be a heartbreaker or ‘get all the bitches’ quite often. He is barely 4 years old. Shit creeps me out because why are you assessing a little child’s potential sensuality like that?

May the guy’s ‘broken dick injuries’ warrant an Issa Rae ‘Insecure pilot episode’ freestyle?