I also had a literal one-minute man. I was so pressed when he pumped approximaely 10 times then nut and then started buttoning his pants (he didn’t eem take off all his clothes). He had the nerve to be surprised at why I was mad. I was in heat that day and was so disappointed that I never called him up again.

Are these ALL his arrests? LMAO I don’t ever feel sorry for Florida, but law enforcement in Miami-Dade must be sick of this guy.

So it’s just gonna be a regular day.

Yeah girl, me too. I am seaux confused.

It’s still somewhere in my music library but I don’t touch that shit. I even side eye “Back and Forth” because this nigga is in the music video.

I made the mistake of telling my mum why R Kelly was in the news, because someone on the radio made an off-colour joke regarding him, and she went off on me. She was actually shouting as if I called her outside her name. I swear, she said every thing that R Kelly fans and defenders have said online, verbatim. I was…

Nobody should be listening or care much for a rotten-avocado-we-forgot-to-throw-away with sentience who calls himself Kid Rock, when he’s not been a kid in eons.

I remember when he made a “comeback” in 2008 and here in South Africa, radio stations with predominantly white listeners wouldn’t stop playing that damn song off his. Can’t remember what it was called but the end of the chorus ends with “singing sweet home Alabama all summer long”, and I wondered why the fuck it was…

What a tragic hoe.

Misogyny at its best. A period though. Izz just a chair, things can be cleaned, can they? Seriously, what kind of wuss was this woman working for? I remember in seventh grade, the health teacher separated the boys and girls to talk about their specific experiences with puberty, but I feel like boys should really be…

Yes please! It’s the fact that mainstream lip gloss formula and shades seemed to feel wrong on my lips and against my brown skin that put me off the idea of lip gloss. These look good, would defs give them a try.

“Because I am blue increasingly I’m vilified,”

I’m on the verge of 25 and I had my son when I was 21. I was worried about bringing him into the world, because I felt too ill-equipped to be taking care of another human being. There may never be a time when I can say ‘I got this down pat’, I will always stumble somewhere but no doubt, my son is the most meaningful…

I co-sign that bit about white separatists. There are plenty in South Africa still, I mean there’s an entire town in our country (a country in Africa, a continent that black people are indigenous to) that only has white residents. The same ones who still flaunt the old orange, white and blue flag (that’s our…

If the father can try and brush away the fact that he has borne a bigot, who knows what else he’ll let that kid get away with? “Just don’t let it be anything to do with the n-word, son, remember last time?”.

“I regret it so much. I want to say I am sorry to the pastor and to the other person,” the teen, who remains unidentified, told Fox13. “I didn’t mean to put anybody through this. I never did, and I feel so bad.”

I read “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell” as Senate Majority Ninja Turtle Mitch McConnell. 

I gave my mum the cold shoulder for a week, for calling my toddler son ‘stupid’ (she is too liberal with that word); I will dice an entire bitch if they duct tape my child to a chair. Think I’m playing?

But never mind the fact that the 19-year-old Fuentes looks like a 38-year-old grown man;

If this happens and it goes up, the statue will be the only thing I’m coming to the US for. It will be the highlight of my trip.