It’s like somebody decided that the darkest timeline that we were were living in wasn’t dark enough

This will never not be relevant.

With the OLOTUS (Oompa Loompa of the United States) calling the shots, it might not be a bluff.

I spent the 80s as a kid in constant fear of nuclear war. I was glad to see the back of it. Then that foul inhuman filthy neofascist get his tiny impotent cock in a tizzy and brings it back.

One too many, “way to go, Tammy” comments got me blocked by her on Twitter. That’s okay, Tanya, you be mad if you want to. (It might have been the day I ran through every T name I could think of.)

Obligatory for all Toni stories:

Corollary: the people who tell me “I like to visit NYC, but I wouldn’t want to live there” are super fucking annoying. I just tell them “we don’t want you to live here either, so that works.”

I watched this episode Sunday night and honestly did not even notice the dick out. It was such an intense scene and I think I was more focused on the faces.

Also.... that a nationalised health service works pretty damn well.

As much as I like Fry, if I had a chance to go around sounding like Michael Caine, I’d go with Caine. His voice is just too much fun.

Yeah, I feel like people forget that a lot of the problems in the movie aren’t problems with the movie. They are problems with humanity. Like, sometimes humans are messy and not very nice to each other.

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

I noticed a little similarity. I think Kellyanne is what Reese would look like if she was a raging alcoholic that life rode hard and put up wet.

Southern women know shade, Well done Reese.

The Legally Blonde character transforming to Kellyanne Conway? No.

Hot off the presses! The girl two cubicles over just had Botox and is telling people she’s just drinking more water and getting more sleep.

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

yup. I pulled out of 2 conferences and one vacation. I’m not handing over my info and I’m not risking 1000s of dollars on cancelled travel plans.

I don’t know about the risks but is sure isn’t worth the hassle. My wife and I have definitely written off the US for the next 3.85 years at least; the world is too big to deal with all that BS during holidays.