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No. Papa is Grandpa.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

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The BBC did a montage of Serena reading her favourite poem, ‘And Still I Rise’ by Maya Angelou.

I don’t know why Paul wrote to the Corinthians anyway. They never wrote back.

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

I get the feeling that Obama could run into a burning building and singlehandedly rescue an entire Lamaze class full of women and fetuses, plus a basket full of adorable puppies, and certain people would still find something to criticize about it.

If looks could kill, they’d both be in intensive care.

I know that this is impolitic, and not substantive or complex; but I have this recurring fantasy that I might be in a room all alone with Bernie Sanders and......

Hillary’s pantsuit has gone full mustard! SHE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!

Hillary knows two things: 1, that she was going to lose the fuck out of New Hampshire. 2, that she is going to ruin Bernie’s whole entire shit going forward.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

What can unlimited leg power do for you today?

I own a Miracle Mop and it is truly miraculous. This woman is basically the Jonas Salk of the cleaning world.

Your reply is too rational for the Internet. Please report to 4chan for remedial training.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.