GABBY HAYES BIG!

Son, the real dickhead in all this.

gender-neutral identifier.

Corny as fuck.

God, I love AV Club. So glad someone else knows this.

TERRRMINATOR XXXXXXXXXX

Also, was sampled pretty prominently on Public Enemy's "Fear of a Black Planet".

she was never popular. She was in serious limbo until that last Singer movie resurrected her to do absolutely nothing. Until this.

Maybe the worst character yet.

Bit of a tomboy? Where was that in the comic? That wasn't at all the character.

Blink. An absolutely shit third-string character.

This post has a real cat-in-the-bathtub vibe.

You know what, you're right. if one of the guys is struggling, then yeah, not cool.

Love the old school high-q commercial art.

tbf, the cigarettes were pretty far away.

Jazz hand?

these women aren't trying hard enough. you can fix him, ladies!

Or Dinty.

Swimming in Marisa Tomei's wake

ORIGINAL ACADEMY GANGSTA.