Star Power was a bloated, sprawling mess that even contained a fucking ad ditty for mattresses.

Cherry Glazerr, the Sonic Youth of their times, dumping the ur-hip indie Burger Records to a bigger, more faceless indie label.

on a Fuller House missive, no less.

Candace Cameron with the requisite mom ankle boots.

It's like a fiber diet creating mounds of toilet-clogging turds.

Look, I don't have kids but

WARNING: EXXXPLICIT LANGUAGE CONTAINED!

hey, look, the guy with all the answers!

He has since moved on, his interests swaying more towards painfully white rap (Hoodie Allen, Kyle, Easy G)

oh god yes!

the other figures?

a warren ellis project not coming to fruition?

Tom Fucking Arnold, ladies and germantlemen.

Maybe the coolest part of the Blues Brothers, too.

"Why couldn't 2016 suck because of Aleppo? Or the slaughter of 49 people in an Orlando night club?"

Between the high ratings for this and the recent election, I realize i'm surrounded by idiots.

Netflix: We'll shovel anything your way for 9.99. Quality control?

Oh look, bloviater is to lay down hot taek. lets all listen.

Jodie is the Sweetinest!

CUT IT OUT, NETFLIX.