Peak Markie Post.

What of the neighbours and the prophets in bars?
What are they saying in our public bazaars?

Budget Jones

when did Colin Firth get all old and shit?

When they sharted out into our collective consciousness.

Punk didn't actually die until Green Day.

Look at that old man trying to talk to his DishTV remote.

lol, I harbor no suspicions of that sort!

Make it a gelato, big boy.

Nice find! I've never heard this version, nor have I seen the entireity of Hell W10!

counterpoint2: you're wrong and you should feel sorry.

It's a K-Tel compilation at that point, not the album as intended.

Absolutely, napalm star.

FOXY KNOXY

No kid would ever touch a cereal with "bran" in the name, auto thefting regardless.

MOM TESTED, MOTHER APPROVED

Colon Blow

It's a gruyere/gorgonzola medley

Donkey Kong cereal was the fucking worst. It was just the boring bits in Captain Crunch.

Now it's all cheesy core burritoes and asshole fondue parties.