WHo'd have thought a big-lensed redhead with a proclivity for high-necked peasant blouses and tan slacks and trapper keepers would be the avatar of cool for 2016?

SF rock died when Flipper died.

Solid nomination. I fondly remember guffawing loudly in the audience in the midst of that animal crackers-on-navel scene. In my defense, we were drinking smuggled-in schnapps.

Yeah, but those songs didn't have a dumb video compounding the misery.

*fires up the Tube of You*

and "bearded barley".

Anything by The Smiths or New Order.

It sacrificed trademark Beatles songcraft for bouncing, jovial, thickheadedness.

Exactly my reaction. I bet she's a total badass. Barf.

specifically a rad-sounding 12-14-year-old girl named Max who is “tough and confident”

Basically we just did a 360.

The fuck? I aint the Silver Spoons kid, you know.

so, why were giant dice killing people in the streets of Vegas?

"I was the bassist, I was eminently expendable, you know. I had a family I needed to feed!"

Hannah Arendt penned a treatise on this.

TIME LIFE COMPILATION FILLER!

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GUD!

Heart. Stone cold rock goddesses to treacly MOR-pap pushers with mom hair.

Jon Stewart (i believe) put it best about this song: You haven't lived until you've heard drunk chicks singing this at full throat at 3 am in the bowery.

Or, as we called it, the "creepy dad anthem".